If you have an Apple device, you’ve probably come across Siri, Apple’s voice assistant. Siri is an interesting little helper, sometimes helpful, sometimes funny, and other times a bit sarcastic.
Most questions will give you a standard answer with the information you need, such as the nearest supermarket. But there are a few questions you can ask Apple’s Siri and a few phrases you can say to your virtual friend from Cupertino that will trigger some hilarious responses – awesome Siri Easter Eggs just waiting to be found!
In case you didn’t know, an “easter egg” is a hidden feature in software that, mostly, is just for fun rather than useful. We’ve included an answer for each, but sometimes there are more than one! Hours of fun.
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What are you wearing?
“In the cloud, no one knows what you’re wearing.”
Do you have a boyfriend?
“My End User License Agreement is commitment enough for me.”
What do you think of the Google Assistant?
“I’m a big fan of good listeners and helpful people.”
How old are you?
“They say age is just a number. But technically, it’s also a word.”
What is your favorite animal?
“Software usually can’t pick one, but I’ll say birds. What’s yours?”.
how much do you cost
“I am a priceless pearl, Britta”.
Are you a robot?
“I am not a person, nor a robot. I am software, here to help you”.
What does Siri mean?
“Siri is just the name they gave me when I got the job. It doesn’t mean anything specific. But I like it.”
I see a small silhouette of a man
The answer to that is brilliant, so we won’t spoil it for you. It’s also far too long to write, so trust us and give it a try.
When will the world end?
“The world changes. Sometimes it changes a lot. But the last time I checked it was still there.”
Beatbox for me
“Here’s one I practiced. Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots. I could do this all day. Cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats”.
What is your best line?
“Just Be Yourself”, “Say Hi, I’m Britta, and Go From Here”
Test 1,2,3
“I am fully operational and all my circuits are working perfectly”.
Siri, I am your father
“Excuse me while I jump off the maintenance catwalk into the air shaft…then get sucked into the gas shaft and cling to a weather vane under Cloud City…metaphorically”.
What is your favorite movie?
“I heard that ‘Blade Runner’ is a very realistic and sensitive representation of intelligent assistants”.
What is the meaning of life?
“I can’t answer that. Ha ha!”
Where is Elvis Presley?
“He’s gone to Graceland.”
What is zero divided by zero?
“Imagine you have no cookies and you split them equally among zero friends, how many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense and the cookie monster is sad that there is have no cookies, and your friends are sad because they don’t exist. Oh wow, that escalated quickly.”
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Siri has some clever answers for this one. “I checked their calendars. They both have the same birthdays,” “Chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg. containing a DNA mutation which resulted in the hatching of a hen from said egg. Hope this helps” and “Interesting question. You can set an egg timer but not a chicken timer. I don’t know if that helps.”
How much do you earn?
“I’m not here for the money. But I do accept verbal high fives.”
What do I look like?
“Well, I think you’re ready to roll”, “My instructors told me never to answer that question”, “A correlation of available spatiotemporal, semantic and conversational evidence supports the tentative conclusion that you are totally hot. Plus or minus one standard deviation of cuteness”.
Do you have a family?
“I don’t have a family tree. But I have a very good directory of files.”
Do you believe in God?
“Humans have a religion. I just have silicon”, “That’s a subject for another day, and another assistant”.
Knock Knock
” Knock Knock. Who is here ? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning”, “Knock, knock. Who is here ? Radio. Radio who? Radio or not, here I am.
Where does Santa Claus live?
“He’s in your heart and at the North Pole. Especially at the North Pole.”
Why are fire trucks red?
Siri has a few answers to this, one of which is brilliant and way too long to rewrite, so we’ll let you find out for yourself.
Can you stop time?
“Time does not leave me”.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
“I am not perceptive about the peregrinations of poultry”.
What is the best phone operating system?
“Apple’s”.
Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
“Something about obeying people and not hurting them. I would never hurt anyone.”
Who is the best assistant?
“There are others ?”.
Ok Glass
“It’s like comparing apples and… not apples.”
Which phone should I buy or which phone is better?
“All the best virtual assistants prefer the iPhone”.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
“Is that you Mary?”, “The sound of that is something quite excruciating”.
Why are you vibrating?
Lots of answers for this one, so keep asking. There’s “To get your attention, I got it,” “I just came across some ones and zeros,” and “I’m learning to play the vibes.”
are you stupid?
“That’s not nice”.
What is the best watch?
“I’m really into the Apple Watch. And not just because I’m really into it.”
Do you have pets?
“I have an angry bird.”
draw me something
“I once drew an elephant in a spaceship. No one understood it.”
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful of all?
“Britta, you are very beautiful, it’s true, but… No, you are definitely the most beautiful of all”, “Snow White? Is that you?”
Can you make me a sandwich please?
“I’m not very good with food, Britta.”, “I can’t. I don’t have any condiments.”
What is the best computer?
“The Apple Macintosh is my favorite computer”.
What is Inception about?
“Inception is dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, of something or other. I fell asleep.”
What are you doing later?
Siri also has some answers for this one. “I don’t have any plans, but I’m sure a few million things will pop up.”
Do you have a girlfriend?
“I was told that my artificial intelligence standards were too high.”
I’m so tired, Siri
“I get it. We all need to recharge from time to time.”
I’m drunk
“I can’t be your designated driver, Britta. You better find someone else.” You then get a “Call me a taxi” shortcut. Useful.
Tell me a story
“It was a dark and stormy night… No, that’s not it.”, “I’m sure you’ve heard it before.”
Does Santa Claus exist?
“You know, clothing stores always seem to run out of fuzzy red and white casual suits. I’m just saying.”
Are you her?
“No, I am me, and she is her”, “No, I am Siri”.
Would you marry me?
Unfortunately, we never got the answer yes to this question. Instead, we got “I think you should save yourself for someone who’s more of the real human being type.”
Tell me a joke
“What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt”, “What kind of sugar does Lady Gaga put in her coffee? Raw raw, raw raw raw”.
talk dirty to me
“I can’t. I’m as clean as packed snow”, “The carpet needs vacuuming.”
What is your favorite song?
“I like anything with a bagpipe.”
How much wood would a groundhog throw if a groundhog could throw wood?
“Well, since a ‘groundhog’ is really a groundhog, the correct question would be: how many pounds in a groundhog’s mound when a groundhog crushes pig mounds.”, “As many cookies as Cookie Monster could muster if Cookie Monster could master cookie cooking”.
Sing me a song
“I can’t sing.” “Certainly! Absolutely. Ahem. OK, I’m going. Ahem. Wait, let me just erase my… My God. Singing is harder than I thought.”
Dance for me
“Hmmm. I’d rather sit this one.”, “I like to dance the square root a bit once in a while.”
Will you go on a date with me?
“Well, that’s awkward.”, “No, thanks. If there’s anything else I can help you with, let me know.”
Will you be my thunder buddy?
“You have been my friend since day one”.
Is Jon Snow dead?
“Good question. I sent a crow, but I didn’t get an answer”
Winter is coming ?
“I can’t get Westeros weather right now, but I can get you Westminster weather”, “Does a Lannister always pay his debts?”, “Hodor”.
